The Tribune 27 March 2017
Shiromani Akali Dal (Amritsar) states that in the physical proximity of Lord Rama, Premier Narinder Modi has achieved spirituality and it is hoped he will not imagine the minorities to be Ravanas and slay them. We say this because in the ancient golden days of Hindutva the scientists had put satellites into orbit, surgeons performed open heart and open brain surgeries. They could also transplant animals’ organs and heads on human beings. In those glorious days the ancients (the Hindu’s) had aeroplanes which were called uddan kotalas. They had the knowhow to gather medicinal plants and herbs from the Himalayas and take them to Sri Lanka in the swiftest of time. Since there were no Christians, Jews, Jains, Buddhists, Parsis and Sikh’s, the ancient Hindu’s had a free hand but only lamented they had no others to kill, massacre and commit the crime of genocide. All this they passed on to the RSS-BJP and Mr. Modi telling him of the ancient precedents they had set for him and his khaki knickers legions to follow.