The Tribune 7th August 2017
Comments by Simranjit Singh Mann:
Shiromani Akali Dal (Amritsar) states that since cow urine therapy has caught on in a big way in the BJP-RSS ruled THIS (Theocratic Hindu Indian State) and millions have taken to drinking cow’s urine, we do not think that there would be enough cows urine to spare to make phenyl. The Uttar Pradesh Chief Minister Adtiyanath Yogi who drinks urine neat as the cow urinates can be seen below at his unique best. This has become a rage amongst hardcore BJP-RSS inclined Hindu populace:
Our party has not received any news from any quarter whether any BJP-RSS cadre has begun raising a toast with the contents of a spiritless cow’s urine. We will let our website watchers know as soon as we receive information on the popularity this drink is catching.
Simranjit Singh Mann (firstname.lastname@example.org)